There are 2 million user accounts on Bluesky as of a few minutes ago! 🎉

You sure you don't have a few hundred thousand QA accounts in there? I'm suspicious of a table that responds so accurately with a simple query. Give me some 'WHERE lower(account) NOT LIKE lower(%test%)' or something

That's what the sandbox and staging environments are for!

Maybe... Maybe y'all SDLC like good devs... Maybe not...