Every status page is a lie, it's just a matter of degrees.
I guess you're right, Jake. Getting this a few times today :-)
Yes, we're fixing it now (and status page has just been updated). We're determined to have a more-accurate (automated) status page eventually.
This issue was cause by our upstream provider for this host having a DNS outage. No status page update either, of course, but not hard to workaround which we have done.